Everybody’s Test Firing Missiles These Days

TEHRAN - Iran - First it was North Korea and now the Iranians are test firing their missiles. Is this a growing trend in test firing missiles?

“Test firing missiles is the latest fad amongst nut job regimes. I guess it’s a way of showing that they can fire off a piece of junk a few metres into the sky. Really, there’s nothing to see here folks,” Dean Albright, a Pentagon official revealed today.

Last week the North Koreans test fired their missiles and this week it’s the Iranians, and the week after that it could be Papua New Guinea.

“Why don’t they just fire those damn things off anyway? I’m sick of test firing, let’s have some real action,” an avid news watcher told the evening news last night.

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