Man Cries For Being a Man

PARIS - France - The other day a man on television broke down and started to cry for the crime of being male. He was made to feel ashamed for this very fact by simply wearing a t-shirt depicting scantily clad women.

 

“This is a crime against humanity. It does not matter that I’m a genius who engineered the landing of a craft on a comet and no woman could achieve such a feat. I am a man and for that I am truly sorry,” the man sobbed into a tissue, whilst being filmed.

Next week, Kim Kardashian’s celebrated naked buttocks will personally land on the moon.

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