LONDON - England - Nick Clegg, the leader of the Liberal Democrat party and Coalition deputy PM, has revealed why his skin colour has turned a distinct shade of yellow.
The colour of the Liberal Democrat’s logo is yellow and now it seems their leader is somehow turning a shade of yellow reminiscent of their party logo.
“I woke up one morning and I thought to myself what a lovely day for the UK to join the euro currency and stay in the EU. Then I looked in the mirror, lo and behold I had changed skin tone to Lib Dem, or as many say, the colour of fresh urine after a night out on the piss,” the deputy prime minister told his audience on LBC’s morning radio talk show call-in.
Doctors who examined the Lib Dem leader have concluded that Mr Clegg does not have jaundice and have given him a clean bill of health.
“I’m fitter than ever, however I have noticed a strange smell emanating from the pores in my skin, it kind of smells like a urinal. I’m not sure how this happened?” Mr Clegg said.
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