Britain’s 9,000 Homeless Veterans to Get £150 Taxi Rides

DOVER - England - Homeless veterans can be found the length and breadth of Britain, and after serving Queen and Country there is hope yet for these poor lost souls with £150 taxi rides.

You may have fought for your country, been shot up, eaten some shrapnel in the leg, lost your arms, now you’re on the streets, abandoned and alone.

In Britain today there are over 9,000 homeless veterans and there is hope yet for them.

The government is going to put them up in nice hotels and give them £150 taxi rides.

Not only that, they will all get a nice cup of piping hot tea and some scones for as long as they want, the government has announced.

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