The Dangers of Three Parent Babies

LONDON - England - After passing the three-parent baby bill in Parliament on February 3, there are still voices of concern on how this new ruling could affect the UK.

Scientists have warned of the dangers of three-parent babies, a process that could create some serious mutations.

“What if one of these spawned babies was from an extreme left wing Marxist twat, the other a beer swilling xenophobic fascist maniac and the other from a Zionist europhile posho? The consequences for our nation would be catastrophic,” Arthur Binglswerth, the MP for Chulforth, Essex, told the House of Commons on Friday.

The Commons Select Committee on three parent babies will convene on Tuesday for a mass debate on the subject.

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Reader support keeps the caffeine flowing.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share
    Published by
    Tags: uk

    Recent Posts

    LAMMY: Mandem to be Released Early

    LONDON - England - Labour Justice Secretary David Lammy is to release up to 6,000…

    1 day ago

    15th Five-Year Plan: What China’s Development Means to the World

    DALIAN - China - The World Economic Forum meeting is upbeat about China’s 15th Five-Year…

    2 days ago

    When Mother Earth Speaks Humans Still Do Not Listen

    CARACAS - Venezuela - A 7.5 magnitude earthquake is a small reminder that humans are…

    2 days ago

    Unelected Comrade Burnham Ushering New Era of Communism

    MANCHESTER - England - Unelected Comrade Burnham has destroyed the last vestiges of democracy as…

    5 days ago

    People’s Republic of Soviet Britain Urgent Bulletin Regarding Comrade Starmer

    MANCHESTER - England - Good news comrades. Comrade Starmer has been apprehended and made into…

    5 days ago

    “Comrades, they are coming for me on Monday! This is it!”

    UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has revealed in a communique that a dastardly coup is…

    6 days ago

    This website uses cookies.