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GREENLAND – WATCH OUT! WE’RE COMING THROUGH!

GREENLAND - The Greenlanders and polar bears are waiting for something, but they're not sure what yet.

Batten down the hatches, secure the huskies, wave the polar bears away and tell them to get to shelter, something’s coming in fast, and it’s big.

Can you hear that? What? That sound — ahh, yes, Ride of the Valkyrie…

 

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