Palace Insider: Meghan Markle Wanted to Teach Queen How to Twerk

Now that Meghan Markle has successfully blackified the once squeaky clean white Vogue magazine, she is working very hard to blackify the Windsor royal family by teaching the women how to twerk.

“Imma teach da Queen how to twerk, she need ta learn da black ways!” Meghan was overheard saying last week.

Most people do not know what ‘twerking’ is, let alone the royals, so it is definitely an education in black culture. Twerking is defined as a type of dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance.

Wayeshaquanda Daquone, 23, an amateur dancer from Baltimore, USA, was delighted that Meghan Markle was educating the British royal family on African American culture.

“I am so proud of Megain, she showin’ those cracker royal ass hoes how to act lak a black bitch ‘n’ twerk, I so proud of her. Amone ax her if I can come ovah to da palace and teach da Queen personally.”