LONDON - England - "Don't mention the granddaughter." Wossie receives a bill for £1.3 million with a phone call from a Spanish waiter.
"Yes, I know I've got three daughters who want to probably disown me now"
Jonathan Ross received the most expensive phone call in the history of phone calls the other day.
He received a reverse charge (collect call) phone message from a Spanish waiter called Manuel from Barcelona.
The phone call went something like this:
Operator – “Hello Mr Ross, you have Manuel from Barcelona on the line, will you please accept the reverse charge call, it will only cost you £1.3 million f*cking quid you mug?”
Wossie – “I…i’m so sowwy, my caweew, ooh it’s all gwone, what am I gwonna do now? BBC Gwovell Gwovell Gwovell *Crying like a little girl*…the money the money!!! Pwease no not that!!!!”
*CALL PUT THROUGH*
Manuel – “Si senor, isa my granddaughter, you mention her si onna da radio? You shoulda not mention ‘er senor…Remember Don’t Mention the Granddaughter!!!”
BBC Controller – *CLICK*
Wossie – “Boo hoo, it’s all ovahhhhhhh Aaaargh!”
Now all we have to do is get rid of his bloody annoying brother off the airwaves too.
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