New Tech Company Banana Threatens Apple With Amazing Future Sales

SAN JOSE - USA - This is one hell of a mixed fruit bowl as tech giants Apple are being…

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NSA Operative Bugged Own Grandmother

MARYLAND - USA - An NSA operative has admitted to bugging his own grandmother in another amazing revelation on the…

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Sugar Will Have His Pound of English Flesh

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Godfrey Bloom to Retire to Bongo Bongo Land

BONGO BONGO - Land - Controversial former Yorkshire MEP Godfrey Bloom has quit the UKIP party and also the UK…

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Gordon Brown is Actually a Very Nice Person

FIFE - Scotland - Former Prime Monster of Britain, Gordon Brown was today talking to the press about being a…

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How’s That Socialism Going America?

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - One thing that never mixed well with Americans is the European model of socialism that…

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Catwalk Model Snaps at New York Fashion Week

NEW YORK - USA - A catwalk model for the LaLa collection reportedly snapped today at Fashion Week whilst on…

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Don’t Work So Hard It’s Counter Productive Say Experts

LONDON - England - At a young age we are taught that hard work is an important part of our…

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Revealed: Godfrey Bloom Secret Tory Plant into UKIP

LONDON - England - After ruining the UKIP conference with some slut talk, Godfrey Bloom, a comedic genius, was seen…

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Prescott Signs Up For Free School Lunches

HULL - England - The former Labour Deputy Prime Minister, John 'Two Jags' Prescott has signed up for free school…

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