Cheney Caught Torturing Waiter During Lunch Restaurant Visit

LANGLEY - Virginia - Former Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney was caught torturing a waiter at a…

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ISIS Now Rounding Up Middle Eastern Satirists

RAQQA - Syria - Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, ISIS is rounding up satirists across the…

11 years ago

Employment Experts: Why Muslims Are Now Unemployable in West

CHESHIRE - England - It is an unwritten rule in employment circles that Muslims have their CV immediately put in…

11 years ago

Breaking News: Queen’s Corgis Recovered After Kidnap Attempt

LONDON - England - Three of the Queen's corgis, Pumpy, Tibber and Fayed spectacularly went missing on Sunday night from…

11 years ago

Breaking News: David Mellor Run Over by 14 Taxis

LONDON - England - Former Conservative MP and radio host, David Mellor has sadly passed away after being run over…

11 years ago

OPEC Chief Seen Guzzling Oil From Barrel

DUBAI - UAE - OPEC chief, Abdul bin Durtie, was seen guzzling from a barrel of crude oil on Friday,…

11 years ago

Russell Brand Already Bored of ‘Revolution’

SHOREDITCH - England - What's a revolutionary to do? Russell Brand is the most bored revolutionary in the world's history…

11 years ago

Sony Executives Adopting Rectal Rehydration Latest Hollywood Fad

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Staff and executives for Sony Pictures have announced they are adopting a CIA torture method as…

11 years ago

Junk Status Russians Back to Long Queues

SIBERIA - Russia - The Russians are back to the good old days of queuing for hours and days for…

11 years ago

‘LibLabCon’ Film to be Released General Election Day

LONDON - England - The latest film released by a secretive production company located under the Houses of Parliament stars…

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