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Trump Invited to Become Next Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer

LONDON - England - Donald Trump has been invited to become the next Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer by PM…

8 months ago

Donald Slump Made My Retirement Fund Disappear Says Man

WISCONSIN - USA - A man has praised Donald Slump for making his 401k retirement fund disappear into a tariff…

8 months ago

Ukraine Needs to Keep On Brave Fight Despite Trump and Putin Intransigence

LONDON - England - Ukraine has been putting up a brave fight despite many Western nations reneging on promises of…

8 months ago

Family Arrested in Deal, Kent – Sector 14 – After Flouting Travel Restrictions

SCUNTHORPE - England - We are happy to announce the arrest and liquidation of a family of four who flouted…

8 months ago

Nike Sweatshops in Vietnam Slapped with 46% Tariffs

HO CHI MINH CITY - Vietnam - Nike has suffered a stock crash after the sweatshops they operate were hit…

8 months ago

TRADE WAR LATEST: EU’s Von Der Leyen Threatens Trump With “Countermeasures”

BERLIN - Germany - Ursula von der Leyen, the EU president, is threatening the USA with a trade war, and…

8 months ago

Trump Goes Easy on EU Trade Tariffs

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump has gone easy on EU trade tariffs, with only a 20% charge on…

8 months ago

FARMERS STRIKE: DOES NOT Begin Across Britain

LONDON - England - The farmers strike on flour and bread never happened. Nothing to see here folks. Pathetic.

8 months ago

Comrades, the Kulak Farmers are Revolting!

RUNCORN - England - Reports are coming in that the kulak farmers are revolting. Do not worry, comrades. Commissar Reeves…

8 months ago

Not Proud to be British Any More

LONDON - England - You're not proud to be British any more, and if war starts, no one will fight…

8 months ago

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