Entertainment

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

LOS ANGELES - USA - The X social media platform turns all posts into Pirate-Speak for a week.

6 months ago

Common Civilian Formerly Known as Prince Andrew Reportedly Confused by Concept of “Normal Life”

WOKING - England - The former Prince Andrew, now known as a common civilian Andrew Windsor, is rather confused by…

6 months ago

Net Zero Juice – That Cool Refreshing Drink!

GRIMSBY - England - Net Zero Juice is a cool, refreshing drink that every person in the People's Republic of…

6 months ago

Scientists: “Democrats Could be Defeated in a Civil War in Less Than a Day”

PORTLAND - USA - Scientific researchers at a top university have revealed that Democrats could be defeated in a civil…

7 months ago

One Out, and One in Again and Again and Again

DOVER - England - Labour's lunatic policy of One in, One Out for fake asylum seekers is a total and…

7 months ago

The Last Normal Kid in Hollywood

BEVERLY HILLS - USA - Shed a tear for the last normal kid in Hollywood.

7 months ago

Sentient Coffee Machines Stage Global Strike, Demand Decaf Recognition as ‘Real Coffee’

LONDON - England - Sentient coffee machines have caused global bean chaos as they all go on strike at the…

7 months ago

Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

LONDON - England - Apparently Maggie Thatcher was a bit of a minx during her career as a politician and…

7 months ago

Lenny Henry Wants the Chinese to Pay Black Reparations Charge

LONDON - England - Former comedian Lenny Henry wants China and the CCP to pay for black reparations amounting to…

7 months ago

Woke Amazon Destroys James Bond

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Woke Amazon has already started to destroy the cult image of James Bond by airbrushing his…

7 months ago

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