Fatal Stabbings at All-Time Low in UK

LONDON - England - Fatal stabbings have decreased by more than 3% since last year, Home Office statistics reveal.

19 years ago

Comrade Brown Urges Proles to Keep Panic Buying Petrol

GRANGEMOUTH OIL REFINERY - Scotland - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today…

19 years ago

Amy Winehouse Training for Bolshoi Ballet Debut

MOSCOW - Russia - Celebrity pop starlet, Amy Winehouse is to star in the Bolshoi Ballet production of Tchaikovsky's Sleeping…

19 years ago

‘Jihad Land’ Comes to Baghdad with Multi-Million Pound Entertainment Park

BAGHDAD - Iraq - American entrepreneur, Llewellyn Mengele, is facing obstacles most amusement park developers never have to deal with.…

19 years ago

Urgent Announcement from Comrade Brown 10p Workers Reward

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Gordon Brown has made an urgent address to the proletariat and party faithful…

19 years ago

BBC Airs New Repossession Property Show

LONDON - England - After many years of inciting people to get on the property ladder with property TV shows…

19 years ago

Brown Congratulates Mugabe for Winning Election

NEW YORK - USA - Unelected British leader Gordon Brown congratulated Robert Mugabe on winning re-election in Zimbabwe after losing…

19 years ago

Viscount Linley to Present Supermarket Sweep

LONDON - England - Dale Winton who has been presenting the daytime shopping TV show will be retiring next year…

19 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown Denounces Traitors to Era of Change

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected brother in arms, Comrade Brown today urged party stalwarts to not be demoralised by…

19 years ago

Olympic Torch May be Banned from Beijing

BEIJING - China - There are serious fears that the Olympic flame may set off a large explosion of the…

19 years ago

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