Is the White Vote the New Black?

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Daily Squib's political pundit and master wordsmith, Connor McPhucker plays with the ultimate in…

18 years ago

Proposal for President Bush as Next Mount Rushmore Sculpture Causes Shock

WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush is currently under consideration to be the next U.S. President etched on…

18 years ago

Comrade Brown Reassures Party Faithful After Failed Coup Attempt

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader, Comrade Gordon Brown has quashed a coup attempt to topple his Soviet State…

18 years ago

Boris Johnson Thanks Daily Squib After Winning Mayoral Election

London - England - After a wonderful drubbing at the polls, Labour has been firmly whipped by the nations voters…

18 years ago

Bulimic John Prescott Eats Own Vomit at Croquet Championship

London - England - The Ex-Deputy Prime Minister shocked the regulars at a local croquet championship by consuming his own…

18 years ago

Fatal Stabbings at All-Time Low in UK

LONDON - England - Fatal stabbings have decreased by more than 3% since last year, Home Office statistics reveal.

18 years ago

Comrade Brown Urges Proles to Keep Panic Buying Petrol

GRANGEMOUTH OIL REFINERY - Scotland - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today…

18 years ago

Amy Winehouse Training for Bolshoi Ballet Debut

MOSCOW - Russia - Celebrity pop starlet, Amy Winehouse is to star in the Bolshoi Ballet production of Tchaikovsky's Sleeping…

18 years ago

‘Jihad Land’ Comes to Baghdad with Multi-Million Pound Entertainment Park

BAGHDAD - Iraq - American entrepreneur, Llewellyn Mengele, is facing obstacles most amusement park developers never have to deal with.…

18 years ago

Urgent Announcement from Comrade Brown 10p Workers Reward

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Gordon Brown has made an urgent address to the proletariat and party faithful…

18 years ago

This website uses cookies.