Bush to Invade Burma

WASHINGTON DC - WAR ON TERROR LATEST - George W Bush is consulting Halliburton on Burmese oil and gas reserves…

18 years ago

Hollywood Drug Shortage Blamed on Coogan

LOS ANGELES - CA - Steve Coogan has caused a massive rift in Hollywood by consuming all the drugs.

18 years ago

Paris Hilton Goes Souvenir Hunting in Rwanda

KIGALI - Rwanda - Paris Hilton arrived yesterday in her private jet on a humanitarian mission to acquire some wonderful…

18 years ago

Paul McKenna Promises to Make You Slimmer

GEORGETOWN - Cayman Islands - The television hypnotist promises to make his victims slimmer in the wallet when they pay…

18 years ago

Size Minus Four Models In – Size Zero Out

NEW YORK - Size Zero models are now passé according to fashion guru Pablo Shertlefter.

18 years ago

15 Yr Old Boy Awarded ASBO For AK-47 Shooting Skills

MANCHESTER - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith today awarded a fifteen year old boy an ASBO in recognition for…

19 years ago

Archaeologists Find Preserved Mummy in Milan

MILAN - Italy - A tattooed mummy has been found in Milan which archaeologists say is one of the best-ever…

19 years ago

Bush’s Radioactive Dinner Jacket Party Plan in Iran

WASHINGTON DC - George W Bush and French President Nicolas Psychozy are scheduled to attend a dinner jacket ball on…

19 years ago

China: 4 MPH Road Speed Limit Upgraded to 6 MPH

BEIJING - China - Journey times on Chinese roads have been cut drastically by radical Government initiatives.

19 years ago

Alan Greenspan Admits Iraq War was Really for Oil

WASHINGTON DC - There was shock in America as elder statesman of finance Alan Greenspan made these startling claims in…

19 years ago

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