Comrades, all bikinis will now be banned!

GRIMSBY - England - Comrades, all depictions of bikinis or anyone wearing a bikini will now be banned, forthwith, from…

1 month ago

Davos for World Economic Forum Annual Meeting 2026 Sees Record Numbers Attend

DAVOS - Switzerland - At a pivotal moment for global cooperation, the World Economic Forum will convene its 56th Annual…

1 month ago

Racist Russians Using Tricked Africans as Cannon Fodder in Ukraine

DONETSK - Ukraine - Racist Russians are using young African men as cannon fodder in the Ukraine war.

1 month ago

VIX is Still Low Despite Recent Events

CHICAGO - USA - The indomitable VIX Index seems to be holding up quite well despite the various events happening…

1 month ago

Double Plus Good News: 700 Pharmacies Forced to Close by Labour

SCUNTHORPE - England - Thanks to the wonderful policies of the Labour government, 700 pharmacies across the PRSB have been…

1 month ago

Comrades! Pigeons are Symbols of Vile Capitalist Democracy!

GRIMSBY - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain does not tolerate any citizen who feeds pigeons, a vile…

1 month ago

“Comrades, I am on holiday at my dacha! We must punish GROK and Elon!”

HAVANA - Cuba - Comrade Starmer updates citizens from one of his dachas about his crusade to ban Grok and…

1 month ago

ICE Vindicated in Good Shooting – Bodycam Proves ICE Agent Was Right

MINNEAPOLIS - USA - Bodycam footage released recently vindicates the ICE agent who shot Renee Nicole Good, an active anti-ICE…

1 month ago

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE: Trump Needs to Move On Iran to Free the Imprisoned People

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The uprising of the people in Iran against the oppressive regime is a signal for…

1 month ago

U.S. Taxpayers Will Have to Pay Millions For Harry and Meghan 24hr Security

LONDON - England - U.S. taxpayers will now be on the hook to pay millions for Harry and Meghan's automatic…

1 month ago

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