BREAKING: U.S. Forces Arrest President of Greenland

GREENLAND - U.S. forces have successfully captured and arrested the President of Greenland, the White House has revealed.

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QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Chinese Super Spy Embassy Will Drill into Data Cables

LONDON - England - The nation's national security and economy is at risk when the Chinese Super Spy Embassy is…

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Socialist Tory Party Has Sacked Conservative MP From Party

LONDON - England - Comrade Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party has sacked the Conservative Party MP Robert Jenrick for…

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Huzzah! It’s National Pothole Day!

LONDON - England - It's National Pothole Day, so pick up your car's suspension off the ground and celebrate.

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Comrades, we announce a new northern rail link for you

LIVERPOOL - England - The Big State Labour Party is happy to announce a new rail link up north for…

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Global Risks Report 2026: Geopolitical and Economic Risks Rise in New Age of Competition

GENEVA - Switzerland - The World Economic Forum’s Global Risks Report 2026 warns that geopolitical and economic pressures are intensifying…

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What’s Going On With the Premier League at the Moment?

LONDON - England - What's going on in the Premier League at the moment, our thoughts about the challenges now,…

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“I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!”

LONDON - England - Comrades, I am delighted to announce that I have okayed a massive spy network embassy for…

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“Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called – conscription!”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer wants your sons and daughters to fight in the war so that the democratic…

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Cyber-Enabled Fraud Now One of the Most Pervasive Global Threats, Says New Report

GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report by the WEF highlights the serious risks of cyber-enabled fraud and the vulnerabilities…

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