Jade Goody to Replace Carol Vorderman on Countdown

MANCHESTER - England - Carol Vorderman the brainy assistant on the long standing daytime TV program, Countdown, will be replaced…

18 years ago

Human-Animal Hybrids Roaming Britain’s Streets Today

MANCHESTER - England - Scientists have discovered human-animal hybrids which were specifically created for medical experimentation somehow roaming the streets…

18 years ago

Grave News as Supreme Leader Comrade Brown Hospitalised

CREWE - England - Our great supreme leader Gordon Brown has been taken ill after eating some tainted cabbage soup…

18 years ago

UK Fuel Tax to be Increased Again

LONDON - England - After increasing fuel duty by 2p in October, supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown, is awarding proles…

18 years ago

Oil Futures Surge as Bush Plans Iran Invasion

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Long term oil futures have been rising steadily because of the Bush administration's plans to…

18 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown to Put Tax on Taxation

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader of the Labour party, Gordon Brown, is to reward the population of Britain…

18 years ago

How Russell Brand Vows to Conquer America

LOS ANGELES - CA - Russell Brand, the almost current World Tiddlywinks champion, is now setting his sights on conquering…

18 years ago

First Californian Gay Couple to Tie the Knot

LOS ANGELES - CA - After the landmark ruling on Thursday outlawing the ban on gay marriage, the first Californian…

18 years ago

California Divorce Lawyers Applaud New Gay Marriage Ruling

LOS ANGELES - USA - Californian divorce lawyers were smacking their wallets at the thought of gays being allowed to…

18 years ago

Bank of England: Quality of Life Will Go from Bad to Worse

LONDON - England - The Bank of England chief Mervyn King has warned the masses that their quality of life…

18 years ago

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