Shock as BBC Joke Does Not Cause Mass Offence

LONDON - England - There was shock across the whole of Britain today when a BBC joke did not cause…

18 years ago

Uncovered: Perez Hilton Masquerading as Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich

CHICAGO - USA - Detectives working for the Chicago Police Department were shocked to find that the Illinois Governor, who…

18 years ago

Gordon Brown Destroying Pound to Join Euro

LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown, unelected leader of the British Soviet state is deliberately destroying the UK pound…

18 years ago

Spartans Takeover Greece

THERMOPYLAE - Greece - Massive riots which have erupted all over Greece may be a sign that ancient Sparta has…

18 years ago

Paris Hilton to Have Size 16 Feet Surgically Reduced

LOS ANGELES - USA - Surgeons at UCLA Hospital were today preparing for a major surgical operation on Paris Hilton's…

18 years ago

Unknown 'Celebrity' Wins Another Reality Show

CANBERRA - Australia - An unknown celebrity won first place in another episode of a reality TV show.

18 years ago

‘Ladies and Gentlemen — We Got Him!’ – OJ Simpson Jailed

LAS VEGAS - USA - Justice has finally found OJ Simpson thirteen years after his acquittal for the murder of…

18 years ago

Daily Squib Newspaper Billion Pound BoE and US Fed. Rescue Plea

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib newspaper is requesting billions of pounds from the Bank of England and US…

18 years ago

Entire Conservative Party Arrested

LONDON - England - The whole of the UK Conservative party was today arrested on charges of opposing the one…

18 years ago

UN Climate Talks to Create 13,000 Tonnes of Hot Air and Methane

WARSAW - Poland - Around 13,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide (CO2) and methane gas will be added to the Earth's…

18 years ago

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