Rioters Awarded ASBOs and Praised For Excellent Rioting Skills

LONDON - England - The capital's rioters were all awarded ASBO trophies and had their benefits increased yesterday by makeshift…

14 years ago

Think Tank: “Why Compulsory Sterilization Could Solve Britain’s Problems Instantly”

LONDON - England - A leading think tank has come up with a very effective way of completely eradicating Britain's…

14 years ago

Bullingdon Club Boys Caught on the Job Again

LONDON - England - The famous Bullingdon club has had another away day smash up and caused a lot of…

14 years ago

Arab Spring British Summer Fling

LONDON - England - As Western governments openly encouraged twitter and social network use in Arab countries during the Arab…

14 years ago

Labour's Children Are Revolting

LONDON - England - As the smouldering wreck of the capital city is unveiled by the morning sun, the carnage…

14 years ago

London Olympics Posters Unveiled

LONDON - England - The British Olympics Committee have unveiled the posters that are set to entice Olympic fans from…

14 years ago

Chav Hoodie Christmas in the U.K.

LONDON - England - It's shopping time for the hoodies and disenchanted youth as they go on mass flash robberies…

14 years ago

UK Used to Have Fourth Largest Gold Reserves Until Gordon Brown Came Along

FIFE - Scotland - One of the main reasons the UK is so vulnerable today and susceptible to economic misery,…

14 years ago

Obama Turning to Witch Doctors For Economic Advice

WASHINGTON DC - USA - An increasingly desperate Barack Obama has ordered twelve witch doctors from Kenya to be flown…

14 years ago

Obama's Birthday Wish Coming True

WASHINGTON DC - USA - As the Dow Jones Industrial Index dropped 513 points yesterday, and over 1,600 points in…

14 years ago

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