Massive Suicide Increase After Blackberry Shutdown

LONDON - England - The Samaritans have been working overtime for the last few days after Blackberry mobile phones were…

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'Underpants Bomber' Had Skid Marks Court Told

DETROIT - USA - The 'underpants bomber', Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines plane, which…

14 years ago

Osborne to Stimulate Economy With More Heavy Taxation

LONDON - England - George Osborne's amazing plan to stimulate the economy by increasing taxation to even higher levels has…

14 years ago

Peter Andre to Save Greece With Benefit Concert

ATHENS - Greece - Pop star Peter Andre is to hold a benefit concert in Athens next week to save…

14 years ago

Trendy Consumerist Fashionistas Occupy Wall Street Protest

NEW YORK - USA - Amongst the Tommy Hilfiger, Gap clothing and other trendy sweat shop labels sported by the…

14 years ago

Bank of England Governor Poos Pants Live on TV

LONDON - England - Sir Mervyn King, or Merv as his friends like to call him, had an unfortunate underpant…

14 years ago

Man Marries Alien From Outer Space

SEVILLE - Spain - The 61-year-old civil servant married the alien who hails from the Centaurus A (NGC 5128) galaxy,…

14 years ago

Steve Jobs to Persuade God to Switch to Apple From Using Windows 98

CUPERTINO - USA - Apple computer pioneer, Steve Jobs has been sent up to heaven to try and educate God…

14 years ago

David Cameron: "We Are Living in a Democracy"

MANCHESTER - England - The Prime Minister has shown his true colours at the Conservative Conference today by blatantly denying…

14 years ago

Mike Tindall Invited to Play Special Rugby Match at Tower of London

LONDON - England - Rugby player, Mike Tindall, has been invited by the Princess Royal and the Queen to attend…

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