Mysterious Box That Unlocks Cars? We Need to Watch Some Ghost Dog Says Cop

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Hague Challenges Putin to Judo Match

LONDON - England - Vladimir Putin has been challenged to a judo match by William Hague.

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Scottish Independence: Loch Ness Monster Could Move to Blackpool

LOCH NESS - Scotland - The Loch Ness monster could be moving to England after the Scottish Independence vote.

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Ryanair to Fly Passengers to Moon For Under £5

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Flashman to the Rescue in the Crimea

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Sochi Olympics Moving to Ukraine

MOSCOW - Russia - Vladimir Putin has vowed to move the Sochi Olympics to Kiev, Ukraine, and says the winter…

13 years ago

Minimum Wage to Rise to £25.50

LONDON - England - The minimum wage will rise to £25.50, on recommendation by the Just Pay Commission, which sets…

13 years ago

Invest in Squibcoins They’re Safer

LONDON - England - Forget Bitcoins, what a disaster, how about Squibcoins? A sure fire winner in any investment portfolio.

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Election: “Labourphiles Tried to Groom Me”

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Obama FCC Media Monitors Invade Daily Squib U.S. Office

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - FCC media controllers politely entered our North American offices yesterday.

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