The Pope Pops His Clogs

THE HOLY SEE - Italy - Pope Francis has died after a prolonged illness at the age of 88.

8 months ago

German Police Utilise Efficient Technique to Control ANTIFA Hamas Mob

BERLIN - Germany - The German police have shown themselves to be an efficient technical and effective force in controlling…

8 months ago

Good News Comrades, We Are Giving All Our Fish to the EU

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has made a great deal for Soviet Britain by giving away all our fish…

8 months ago

Peaceful Misogynist Trans Activists Violently Deface Feminist Statue

LONDON - England - Peaceful trans activists violently defaced a statue of feminist icon Millicent Fawcett.

8 months ago

Commissar Reeves: “Closer Union With Our Communist Comrades in China”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Reeves has outlined plans to ditch any trade deal with the USA and opt for…

8 months ago

We Have Stopped One Person Coming into the UK

LONDON - England - The Soviet Labour Party has stopped one person from entering the UK.

8 months ago

A Fifth of Global Farmland Contaminated by Toxic Metals, Study Reveals

HARPENDEN - England - Scientists warn of major risks to food security and public health as soil pollution spreads worldwide.

8 months ago

Freedom of Speech: GAB Social Media Goes Offline in UK

LONDON - England - Freedom of Speech is now considered a punishable offence in the UK, as social media site…

8 months ago

Keir Starmer: “If women can have a penis, I can grow one too!”

LONDON - England - British PM, Keir Starmer, famously said "women can have a penis". Now he's trying to grow…

8 months ago

Doh, Court Case Comes to Conclusion That Biological Women are Women

LONDON - England - After a prolonged court case at the Supreme Court, the judges unanimously came to the conclusion…

8 months ago

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