“I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!”

LONDON - England - Comrades, I am delighted to announce that I have okayed a massive spy network embassy for…

9 months ago

“Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called – conscription!”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer wants your sons and daughters to fight in the war so that the democratic…

9 months ago

Cyber-Enabled Fraud Now One of the Most Pervasive Global Threats, Says New Report

GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report by the WEF highlights the serious risks of cyber-enabled fraud and the vulnerabilities…

10 months ago

Comrades, all bikinis will now be banned!

GRIMSBY - England - Comrades, all depictions of bikinis or anyone wearing a bikini will now be banned, forthwith, from…

10 months ago

Davos for World Economic Forum Annual Meeting 2026 Sees Record Numbers Attend

DAVOS - Switzerland - At a pivotal moment for global cooperation, the World Economic Forum will convene its 56th Annual…

10 months ago

Racist Russians Using Tricked Africans as Cannon Fodder in Ukraine

DONETSK - Ukraine - Racist Russians are using young African men as cannon fodder in the Ukraine war.

10 months ago

VIX is Still Low Despite Recent Events

CHICAGO - USA - The indomitable VIX Index seems to be holding up quite well despite the various events happening…

10 months ago

Double Plus Good News: 700 Pharmacies Forced to Close by Labour

SCUNTHORPE - England - Thanks to the wonderful policies of the Labour government, 700 pharmacies across the PRSB have been…

10 months ago

Comrades! Pigeons are Symbols of Vile Capitalist Democracy!

GRIMSBY - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain does not tolerate any citizen who feeds pigeons, a vile…

10 months ago

“Comrades, I am on holiday at my dacha! We must punish GROK and Elon!”

HAVANA - Cuba - Comrade Starmer updates citizens from one of his dachas about his crusade to ban Grok and…

10 months ago

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