More Good News Comrades, Chagos Betrayal Deal to Cost £36 Billion

GRIMSBY - England - Comrades, we justifiably lied to you about the cost of the Chagos Betrayal Deal. We do…

6 months ago

ZELENSKY : “No! No! No!”

KYIV - Ukraine - President Volodymyr Zelensky has basically told Putin and Trump to "fuck off!" with their bogus peace…

6 months ago

Kissinger Ghost – Gaza: “I am always right!”

GAZA - The ghost of Henry Kissinger has appeared again, confirming plans by Israel to clear Gaza completely of Hamas…

6 months ago

“Comrades, I am on holiday this week on a cruise”

THE MID ATLANTIC OCEAN - Good news comrades, commissar Reeves has sent us all a brief communiqué from her summer…

6 months ago

GROWTH: “I am proud to forecast a £50 billion deficit from £22 billion deficit!”

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Reeves proudly announces growth of the PRSB deficit to £50 billion black hole, from a…

6 months ago

60,000 In 1 Out Deportation Scheme a Huge Success

GRIMSBY - England - The PRSB celebrates another great deal made by Comrade Starmer with a new deportation scheme.

6 months ago

Labour Utilising Soviet Techniques to Give Farage and Reform a Bad Name

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Party is utilising soviet techniques of propaganda against the "threat" of Nigel Farage and…

6 months ago

STALEMATE: Trump and Putin Playing Nuclear Chess

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Both Trump and Putin are involved in a deadly game of nuclear chess where no…

6 months ago

Online Safety Act Will Restrict or Ban GTA 6 Game

GRIMSBY - England - The Labour Online Safety Act will restrict and possibly ban the upcoming GTA 6 game release…

6 months ago

Labour Pub Banter Police Arrest Man For Joke in Tamworth

TAMWORTH - England - The Labour Pub Banter Police have arrested a man for saying a joke. The man has…

6 months ago

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