Comrades, Shoplifters and Thugs Are Protected by the Big State

SCUNTHORPE - England - This is a brief Big State communiqué about the wonderful shoplifters and thugs terrorising the general public.

Comrades, don’t you dare call shoplifters, thugs and thieves “scumbags“. In Labour’s Big State, criminals are protected and encouraged to continue their reign of terror and those who fight back against thugs are punished, arrested and vilified. In the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain the laws of the past are reversed, simply because we in the PRSB want to destroy every vestige of the past in the place that used to be called Great Britain.

In this respect, if any proletariat is seen defending their home from robbers, or their loved ones from thugs, they will be arrested and charged. Yes, there will be gulag time, and some of the most wealthy offenders will be liquidated and their remaining assets assimilated.

Defence of property is a capitalist trait which suggests that someone has acquired wealth. These are against Labour’s Marxist communist ideology.

Accumulating wealth or aspiration is a crime. In the PRSB, if you are found to have accumulated some form of wealth, it will immediately be confiscated by the Big State either through taxation or brute force.

To keep you fucking tax paying scum in a state of perpetual terror is truly delightsome.

INGSOC NOTICE 4-345-23-6-6754-45-0

JANGFRAMADARAM MANGARMARAMRAMJARRAM 34, OF JUST-OFF-THE-BOAT ROAD, HAS BEEN AWARDED 0.12 GRAMS INCREASE IN SUGAR RATIONS PER ANNUM AND GIVEN THREE BOXES OF USED CONDOMS. HE REPORTED FIFTEEN LOCAL SHOPKEEPERS FOR MOANING ABOUT THEIR SHOPS BEING SHOPLIFTED AND CALLING SHOPLIFTERS “SCUMBAGS”. THE CAPITALIST PIG SHOPKEEPERS WERE TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF SUNDAY MORNING AND LIQUIDATED. THE SHOPLIFTERS WERE COMMENDED FOR THEIR HARD WORK AND ENCOURAGED TO CONTINUE SHOPLIFTING. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

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