FRANKFURT - Germany - The European Central Bank's offices are bristling with excitement this morning with the question, "Who gets the next Herr cut?"
Rumour has it that Spain is next in line for a bank depositor raid by the EU, but then again it could be Italy or maybe Portugal.
In Brussels, some eurocrats have taken to tossing coins to determine who gets a haircut.
What about the Germans? They may need to have their banks ‘restructured’ as well? Many Germans are now fearing a 40% raid on their accounts if things do not get better soon.
“I’ve been working all my life and have saved my money in my account. Why should I be punished?” Adolph Shitler told a German newspaper yesterday.
SCUNTHORPE - England - Keir Starmer is shutting down anonymity for all on social media…
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Cowardice and disgraceful humiliation sum up a president who openly…
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Gaia-X welcomes the European Commission’s proposed Cloud and AI Development Act…
GRIMSBY - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain, thanks to Commissar Reeves, is…
GENEVA - Switzerland - The World Economic Forum has today announced its 2026 Technology Pioneers…
BELFAST - Northern Ireland - There is nothing going on, there is nothing to see,…
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