Lib Dems Instate Crazed Feminist Marxist Scotch Soviet EU Fanatic as Leader

LONDON - England - The state of British politics is already at its lowest point in decades. Enter, Jo Swinson, the latest disgraceful leader of the Lib Dems.

Just what the doctor ordered up from the flatulent arse hole of Beelzebub, another wild-eyed crazy feminist merchant of mass liberal remainer destruction who adores the EU Soviet dream of collectivist communism — enter, Jo Swinson, the new leader of the Lib Dems.

The Lib Dems

The Liberal Democrat party are now the official Remainer party that has vowed to avert the democratic vote which was taken on June 23, 2016.

“We, as a party do not believe in democracy, and this is why we wish to thwart Brexit at every point, to deny the people of their sovereign right to self deterministic ownership as a nation, we want to deny the people to make their own laws, and we want to deny the people to fish in their own grounds without being punished by foreign powers. We want Britain to have its laws dictated to by foreign powers, and to have their borders opened up without any control under an EU Soviet regime. We also vow to have your children press-ganged into joining an EU Army which will put your kids forward in the front lines as cannon fodder for EU imperial conflicts,” new Lib Dems leader, Jo Swinson, hysterically caterwauled at her inauguration ceremony.

This is the disgraceful stance of British politics today, and it stinks of shit.

 

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