America: Mass Shooting Doesn’t Even Make Local News

ALABAMA - USA - Another bloodbath mass shooting that took place yesterday killing 47 people did not even get a mention in local news.

 

“Mass shooting is so common now. It’s like a trip to the dentist, it ain’t news worthy,” Bobby Cruz, a man who was shot through the ankle wrote on his blog.

One woman at the Alabama mall where the shooting took place didn’t realise she had been shot until she came home and her husband saw her exposed kidney through gunshot wounds.

“I said Darlene, I can see your kidney. Let me push it back in, we don’t want to mess up the new carpet. Nuttin a few stitches won’t fix.”

 

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