Natalie Bennett: “Green Party Transcends All Comedy and Satire”

LONDON - England - The leader of the Green party, Natalie Bennett has sealed her party's fate in the coming general election in May.

The Green Party, are a political party and they are indeed standing for election this May, however excruciatingly bad and uninformed they may sound on the radio.

“Please vote for the Green party, we know absolutely nothing about finance, politics or anything else for that matter. Save the grass, er..global warming and global cooling, er..homes, cardboard homes, we want you to live in cardboard homes to save the environment. Honestly, I don’t have a frickin’ clue, put a few shrimps on the barbie and get a few tinnies,” Green party leader, Natalie Bennett said babbling incoherently.

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