Frau Merkel: “Nein, Nein, Nein!”

FRANKFURT - Germany - Chancellor Angela Merkel has denounced repeated requests by subjugate Britisher David Cameron on the subject of EU open borders.

 

 

“Nein, nein, nein!” said the Iron Chancellor, as German newspapers ran with incendiary headlines like “Up Yours Cameronballs!”

Is there no end to the EU drama unfolding? Will history books be written about all this shit? Probably not, it’s just more posturing by David Cameron who is a keen dramatist with no substance.

“There’s nothing to see here folks, Cammo always does what he’s told, especially when the Iron Chancellor Merkel demands he falls in line even when he’s hamming it up to voters,” a disenchanted British voter told the BBC, before being cut off.

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