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Boris Johnson Thanks Daily Squib After Winning Mayoral Election

London - England - After a wonderful drubbing at the polls, Labour has been firmly whipped by the nations voters…

18 years ago

Bulimic John Prescott Eats Own Vomit at Croquet Championship

London - England - The Ex-Deputy Prime Minister shocked the regulars at a local croquet championship by consuming his own…

18 years ago

Fatal Stabbings at All-Time Low in UK

LONDON - England - Fatal stabbings have decreased by more than 3% since last year, Home Office statistics reveal.

18 years ago

Comrade Brown Urges Proles to Keep Panic Buying Petrol

GRANGEMOUTH OIL REFINERY - Scotland - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today…

18 years ago

Amy Winehouse Training for Bolshoi Ballet Debut

MOSCOW - Russia - Celebrity pop starlet, Amy Winehouse is to star in the Bolshoi Ballet production of Tchaikovsky's Sleeping…

18 years ago

Urgent Announcement from Comrade Brown 10p Workers Reward

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Gordon Brown has made an urgent address to the proletariat and party faithful…

18 years ago

BBC Airs New Repossession Property Show

LONDON - England - After many years of inciting people to get on the property ladder with property TV shows…

18 years ago

Brown Congratulates Mugabe for Winning Election

NEW YORK - USA - Unelected British leader Gordon Brown congratulated Robert Mugabe on winning re-election in Zimbabwe after losing…

18 years ago

Viscount Linley to Present Supermarket Sweep

LONDON - England - Dale Winton who has been presenting the daytime shopping TV show will be retiring next year…

18 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown Denounces Traitors to Era of Change

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected brother in arms, Comrade Brown today urged party stalwarts to not be demoralised by…

18 years ago

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