uk

Bob Geldof to be Launched Into Space

HERTOGENBOSCH - Netherlands - Saint Bob Geldof is to be launched into space in a rocket his publicist revealed today.

12 years ago

Soviet Internet Now Cares About You

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - There has been a remarkable change with the internet in recent years, first under the…

12 years ago

Syrian Chemical Weapons Sold Back to UK

LONDON - England - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has decided to sell his chemical weapons back to the people who…

12 years ago

Britons Worried About That Global Cooling Thing

LONDON - England - The embattled people of Britain are rather weary about all this talk about Global Cooling going…

12 years ago

Lawyers Flock to Scene of 100-Vehicle Pile-up

KENT - England - There were scenes of utter chaos today at the scene of a terrible 100-vehicle pile-up as…

12 years ago

Mass Immigration Under Labour Spells End of NHS and Schools

LONDON - England - The huge immigration blitz under the previous Labour government heralded the end of the golden era…

12 years ago

Ed Miliband: “Why Would Someone Who Stabbed Own Brother in Back Care About Gassed Syrian Children?”

LONDON - England - Labour leader Ed Miliband, is unrepentant about abandoning the plight of the Syrian children allegedly gassed…

12 years ago

EU to Force Every British Motorist to Install Speed Limiters

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Number 3,895 reasons to hate the EU even more. Now they say all UK motorists will…

12 years ago

US: “Those Surrender Limeys Won’t Join Us in a Cluster Sandwich”

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - The Americans say the Brits are shameful surrender limeys for not starting World War III…

12 years ago

UK Was Ordered by EU to Back Down on Syria War

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The UK's impotence as an individual sovereign nation has been revealed by its minimal standing regarding…

12 years ago

This website uses cookies.