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Think Tank: Britain Needs Its Own European Union

LONDON - England - The GeoPolitik Think Tank has come up with an interesting solution to the current EU debacle…

12 years ago

Illegal Immigrants Caught Sending Illegal Text Messages With Illegal Words Illegally

LONDON - England - Illegal immigrants were today caught sending illegal text messages with illegal words in the illegal messages,…

12 years ago

Sell, Sell, Sell!!!

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Buy and hold may have been a great strategy during the tiny recession of 2008…

12 years ago

Baby P Mother to Start Breeding As Soon As Gets Out of Prison

LONDON - England - After five years in prison for overseeing the brutal murder and rape of her children the…

12 years ago

Ed Miliband Vows to Take Over Daily Mail Once Labour In Power

LONDON - England - The Labour leader today has vowed to use public funds to buy out the Daily Mail…

12 years ago

Ed Miliband Calls For Marxist Bolshevik Revolution

LONDON - England - Comrade Ed Miliband has called for workers and his exiled commissars to rise up and bring…

12 years ago

British NHS Better Than American Health Care

SCUNTHORPE - England - Britain's ailing oversubscribed health service, the NHS, has been hailed as better than the American health…

12 years ago

Sugar Will Have His Pound of English Flesh

LONDON - England - Former Apprentice winner Stella English has been reduced to claiming benefits and is to lose her…

12 years ago

Godfrey Bloom to Retire to Bongo Bongo Land

BONGO BONGO - Land - Controversial former Yorkshire MEP Godfrey Bloom has quit the UKIP party and also the UK…

12 years ago

Gordon Brown is Actually a Very Nice Person

FIFE - Scotland - Former Prime Monster of Britain, Gordon Brown was today talking to the press about being a…

12 years ago

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