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Britain Ready to Accept Cream of the Crop

LONDON - England - Britons all over the country are anxiously awaiting the cream of the crop European Union citizens…

10 years ago

Ex Bottom of League NHS Surgeon Now Daily Squib Writer

LONDON - England - The new NHS league tables for NHS surgeons are now an automatic job recruiting tool for…

11 years ago

NHS Boss Dies of Thirst in Hospital

STAFFORDSHIRE - England - Sir David Nicholson has died of thirst after being ignored by nurses for six days in…

11 years ago

NHS to Only Treat Healthy People

SCUNTHORPE - England - In a bid to cut costs, the NHS will from now on only treat healthy people,…

12 years ago

Home Surgery DIY Tips During NHS Doctors' Strike

LONDON - England - During the doctors' strike, you may need urgent surgery or treatment for certain ailments. The Daily…

12 years ago

NHS Relaunch Goes Well

LONDON - England - David Cameron's relaunch of the NHS is going extremely well, the Coalition government disclosed on Monday.

13 years ago

New NHS Ambulances Solve Hospital Beds Problem

LONDON - England - The National Health Service today unveiled its latest solution to overcrowded bedless hospitals in Britain.

15 years ago

New UK Health Plan Urges People to Die Younger

LONDON - England - Health Insurers and professionals in Britain are now urging people to die younger. Because of the…

16 years ago

Leslie Ash Gets Big Smile on Her Face

LONDON - England - The actress Leslie Ash had a big smile on her face today after being awarded £5…

16 years ago

Unfit Britons to Lose NHS Care

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, who as our unelected superhuman super-fit Commander in Chief, brought forth more orders for…

16 years ago

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