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More Good News Comrades, Chagos Betrayal Deal to Cost £36 Billion

GRIMSBY - England - Comrades, we justifiably lied to you about the cost of the Chagos Betrayal Deal. We do…

6 months ago

“Comrades, I am on holiday this week on a cruise”

THE MID ATLANTIC OCEAN - Good news comrades, commissar Reeves has sent us all a brief communiqué from her summer…

6 months ago

GROWTH: “I am proud to forecast a £50 billion deficit from £22 billion deficit!”

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Reeves proudly announces growth of the PRSB deficit to £50 billion black hole, from a…

6 months ago

Labour Utilising Soviet Techniques to Give Farage and Reform a Bad Name

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Party is utilising soviet techniques of propaganda against the "threat" of Nigel Farage and…

6 months ago

Online Safety Act Will Restrict or Ban GTA 6 Game

GRIMSBY - England - The Labour Online Safety Act will restrict and possibly ban the upcoming GTA 6 game release…

6 months ago

Labour Pub Banter Police Arrest Man For Joke in Tamworth

TAMWORTH - England - The Labour Pub Banter Police have arrested a man for saying a joke. The man has…

6 months ago

Starmer Refutes That Britain Under Labour is a Laughingstock Around the World

SCUNTHORPE - England - Starmer firmly refutes that Labour is a laughingstock under the Labour regime.

6 months ago

Great British Shakedown: UK Worker Loses 65.88% of Income to Taxes

LONDON - England - Think you have a good salary in the UK? Think again when you look at the…

6 months ago

Labour Party: “Terrorist Groups Al-Qaeda and ISIS Also Deserve Their Own State”

LONDON - England - Global terrorist groups have welcomed the Labour Party legitimising and recognising the work of terrorism and…

6 months ago

Keir Starmer to Pay Spain £50 billion Per Year and Give Euro 2025 Trophy Back

GRIMSBY - England - Prime Minister Keir Starmer has apologised to Spain for the women's football team winning, and agreed…

6 months ago

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