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Labour Council Snatches Children From Foster Parents For Not Voting Labour

ROTHERHAM - England - The Labour-run council has snatched five children of a family because they did not vote Labour…

13 years ago

Labour MP Diane Abbott Disciplined By Plantation Owner

LONDON - England - MP Diane Abbott has been threatened with dismissal back to the cabbage fields if she speaks…

14 years ago

Miliband to be Prime Minister in Alternate Universe

LONDON - England - Current Opposition Labour party leader, Ed Miliband, has spoken of his aspirations and his strong will…

14 years ago

Ed Balls Loses Testicles in Terrible Football Accident

SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour politician, Ed Balls, has lost both testicles in a horrendous football injury, his office has…

14 years ago

Labour's Children Are Revolting

LONDON - England - As the smouldering wreck of the capital city is unveiled by the morning sun, the carnage…

14 years ago

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Labour-ite Scorned

LONDON - England - Rupert Murdoch switched sides from Labour to Conservative after Blair was ousted by Brown and Balls.…

14 years ago

Ed Miliband to have Grotesque Stare Surgically Adjusted

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has been urged to have his grotesque staring eyes adjusted in a bid to…

15 years ago

Red Ed Joins Insipid Lame March With No Purpose

LONDON - England - There's nothing worse than seeing people protesting about nothing and offering no solutions or alternatives to…

15 years ago

Miliband Gets Some Balls

LONDON - England - Labour leader, Ed Miliband, finally got the Balls he always wanted when Commissar Ed Balls from…

15 years ago

Labour Party Actually Elects a Leader

MANCHESTER - England - The Labour party has just elected a leader in an actual internal election.

15 years ago

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