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Swine Flu Pandemic Helpline Will Advise People How to Die Quietly, Says Burnham

LONDON - England - Members of the public who die from the deadly swine flu virus will be supported by…

15 years ago

Daily Squib Hires Labour Peer

ESSEX - England - The Daily Squib has managed to hire a Lord to change the law in our favour.

15 years ago

Labour Ministers Admit to Using George Orwell’s 1984 as Instruction Manual

LONDON - England - George Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning to history and was not meant to be used…

15 years ago

School’s Egg and Knife Race Ends With Multiple Deaths

MANCHESTER - England - A North Manchester school has failed to break all previous stab records today after a frenzied…

15 years ago

JK Rowling Donates £1million to Ministry of Labour’s Undersecretary Dolores Umbridge

LONDON - England - Out of touch fantasist and deluded author, JK Rowling, has donated a large sum of money…

16 years ago

Comrades We Must Stop Wasting Food Rations

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown is urging the people to not waste food rations and to recycle all that…

16 years ago

Stab Britain: Less Playgrounds and More Graveyards to be Built

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown's youth initiative is being unveiled today in Westminster with more graveyards being built to…

16 years ago

10 Tips to Surviving in Modern Day Britain Under Labour

The Daily Squib has compiled 10 ways you can survive the slings and arrows of outrageous credit crunch in Gordon…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Reduces Gulag Detentions to 42 Years

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader, Comrade Gordon Brown, has today announced that all traitorous terrorists to the Soviet…

16 years ago

It’s OK ‘Keep Panic Buying Petrol’ Brown Urges

LONDON - England - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today urged proles…

16 years ago

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