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Eurovision Contest Results Confirm to Putin Why Europe Must be Crushed

MOSCOW - Russia - After the Eurovision Song Contest panned the Russian singers with boos and caterwauls, Vladimir Putin knows…

12 years ago

EU Directive 3459-1564B Now Makes it Compulsary to Watch Eurovision Song Contest

BRUSSELS - Belgium - This year's Eurovision Song Contest will be compulsory viewing for anyone who lives in the Eurozone,…

12 years ago

EU Migrants Could Riot if Demands Not Met

SCUNTHORPE - England - The tiny island of Britain which has endured a mass influx of EU migrants consisting of…

12 years ago

Romanian Benefits Cheat Has Benefits Restored After Learning English

READING - England - A Romanian benefits cheat has been rewarded for learning to speak English.

12 years ago

Scots Could Deny England Haggis, Neeps and Tatties

STIRLING - Scotland - Scottish nationalists are furious that England will not allow them to use the pound sterling currency…

12 years ago

Experts: EU Wants to Know What’s in Your Will For Very Good Reason

LONDON - England - Britain survived and won two world wars but its ultimate defeat will come from within as…

12 years ago

Cameron: “Phew, EU Referendum Ditched”

BRUSSELS - Belgium - David Cameron is very happy at the Lords defeat of the EU Referendum bill.

12 years ago

Gun Toting Maniac With Common Sense Seen in Parliament

LONDON - England - A gun toting maniac was seen in the House of Commons today.

12 years ago

EU Migrants into UK Will Get Free Petrol Says Brussels

SCUNTHORPE - England - The new Free Roaming Directive from Brussels will allow EU migrants to get free petrol from…

12 years ago

Think Tank: Why Mass EU Migration Will be Good For UK

LONDON - England - Why is mass migration good for the UK and the EU? A British think tank has…

12 years ago

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