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China Explosion Season Begins in Earnest

SHANDONG - China - Explosion season is upon us as Chinese cities explode. First we had Tianjin and now Shandong,…

9 years ago

Chinese Officials Reveal Flatulence Ignited Massive Explosion

TIANJIN - China - The massive blast this week was caused by a fart that ignited a load of chemicals…

9 years ago

Fear Index VIX Makes Moderate Jump Higher

SHANGHAI - China - But how high will the VIX go? China's over-leveraged investors and businesses are eating some dog…

9 years ago

Experts: Why Climate Change/Overpopulation Cannot Be Solved With China and India Growth

LONDON - England - The Global Overpopulation Deactivation think tank has released another paper urging increased urgency in working towards…

9 years ago

Experts: The Inevitable Death of Marxism Through Robotics

SHEFFIELD - England - The working man will eventually be superseded by the non-human robot, a team of experts from…

9 years ago

NSA: U.S. Tech Industry Enjoys China Renaissance of Nothing

SILICON VALLEY - USA - Thanks to NSA spying revelations, China is now investing nothing in U.S. tech companies which…

9 years ago

China Cloning Billions More People

SHENZHEN - China - Not content with having a population of over 1.4 billion, China is cloning more people, the…

10 years ago

Cameron Bows to Chinese News Calling Britain Failure

BEIJING - China - David Cameron graciously accepted a few coins from Chinese business leaders and government officials yesterday.

10 years ago

Mount Rushmore Sold to China to Finance U.S. Debt

SOUTH DAKOTA - USA - Chinese emissaries were today hailing the Federal government's decision to sell the Mount Rushmore national…

11 years ago

Tony Blair Strikes Gold in China

SHANDENG - China - Tony Blair has allegedly struck gold in a Chinese mine where there is a lot of…

11 years ago

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