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Britain's First Face Transplant Hailed a Success

LONDON - England - Surgeons have completed Britain's first ever face transplant, the Daily Squib exclusively reports.

15 years ago

Recession Britain: Government Scientists Now Say 70 Minutes in Hour

LONDON - England - In a bid to increase productivity during the recession, politicians have ordered scientists and mathematicians to…

15 years ago

Pill to Erase Memories of Living in Gordon Brown’s Britain

LONDON - England - A widely available blood pressure pill could one day help people erase bad memories of having…

17 years ago

London Voted Best World City for Quality of Life

LONDON - England - Ken Livingstone, the London Mayor and Gordon Brown, Prime Minister have commissioned a think tank to…

18 years ago

Rottweiler Attacks Down for December

SCUNTHORPE - England - Statistics for the month of December suggest an easing off of Rottweiler attacks on the Chav…

18 years ago

Dumb Britain

LONDON - England - Britain under Labour has plummeted educationally in the International Education League Table. Is Britain coming close…

18 years ago

Record Number of Britons Leaving Sinking Ship UK for Better Life Abroad

LONDON - England - With the streets full of feral hoodies intent on violence, Eastern European criminal gangs, no police,…

18 years ago

Britain’s Got Talent

LONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented Brits…

18 years ago

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