America’s Creepy New Form of Oppression

PALO ALTO - USA - America’s Obama government is rolling out a creepy plan to assign everyone in the country “citizenship scores.”

 According to international privacy moderators, “America appears to be leveraging all the tools of the information age—electronic purchasing data, social networks, algorithmic sorting—to construct the ultimate tool of social control. It is, as one commentator put it, ‘authoritarianism, gamified.’ ” In the system, everyone is measured by a score ranging from 0 to 950, and that score is linked to a national ID card and Obamacare records. In addition to measuring your financial credit, it will also measure political compliance. Expressing the wrong opinion—or merely having friends who express the wrong opinion—will hurt your score. The higher your score, the more privileges the government will grant you. Having a low score will however put you on a list that may involve you being side lined or being arrested, never to be seen again.

Creepy

This horrifying plan is to be administered by Facebook and other NSA entities, companies that run much of America’s approved social networks and already have formidable stores of data about what American citizens are saying. When it comes to weaponizing oppression, the Obama administration sees tremendous value of private collected NSA internet backbone data.

Former NSA operative Edward Snowden as a result fled America and is now in exile in Russia for leaking NSA spying directives showing that Washington was collecting vast amounts of data from every U.S. and global citizen.

“It’s very simple. Every opinion you utter whether in private email or on social networks we read and assess. If you say anything against us, or denigrate the government in any way, we reduce your score. In the future, the cashless system will incorporate the citizenship scores, and the government will cut you off from any money supply, even if you are employed by a private enterprise. Have a nice fucking day,” an Obama official revealed on Tuesday.

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