McCain Still Campaigning to be President

ARIZONA - USA - John McCain, the Republican senator, is still campaigning to be president of the United States and…

17 years ago

President Bush Welcomed With Customary Iraqi Shoe Greeting

BAGHDAD - Iraq - President Bush, who was visiting Iraq for the last time before he steps down, was in…

17 years ago

Shock as BBC Joke Does Not Cause Mass Offence

LONDON - England - There was shock across the whole of Britain today when a BBC joke did not cause…

17 years ago

Uncovered: Perez Hilton Masquerading as Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich

CHICAGO - USA - Detectives working for the Chicago Police Department were shocked to find that the Illinois Governor, who…

17 years ago

Gordon Brown Destroying Pound to Join Euro

LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown, unelected leader of the British Soviet state is deliberately destroying the UK pound…

17 years ago

Spartans Takeover Greece

THERMOPYLAE - Greece - Massive riots which have erupted all over Greece may be a sign that ancient Sparta has…

17 years ago

Paris Hilton to Have Size 16 Feet Surgically Reduced

LOS ANGELES - USA - Surgeons at UCLA Hospital were today preparing for a major surgical operation on Paris Hilton's…

17 years ago

Unknown 'Celebrity' Wins Another Reality Show

CANBERRA - Australia - An unknown celebrity won first place in another episode of a reality TV show.

17 years ago

‘Ladies and Gentlemen — We Got Him!’ – OJ Simpson Jailed

LAS VEGAS - USA - Justice has finally found OJ Simpson thirteen years after his acquittal for the murder of…

17 years ago

Daily Squib Newspaper Billion Pound BoE and US Fed. Rescue Plea

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib newspaper is requesting billions of pounds from the Bank of England and US…

17 years ago

This website uses cookies.