Why Boris is Holding On Despite Resignations

LONDON - England - Despite the baying crowds and MPs, Boris is hanging on and fighting for survival.

4 years ago

Ministers: SAS Could Be Sent in to Extricate Boris

LONDON - England - The SAS are on standby to extricate Boris Johnson from Downing Street.

4 years ago

There is Nothing to See Here. Please Disperse!

LONDON - England - Bang! Boom! Whizz! There is nothing to see here. Please disperse!

4 years ago

BBC Urging MPs to Resign Live on TV

MANCHESTER - England - The BBC is urging Tory MPs to resign live on TV from Boris Johnson's government.

4 years ago

End of the Line For the Greased Roasted Piglet Boris?

LONDON - England - Boris, the little greased piglet is getting nervous. He can hear all these people around him…

4 years ago

Cabinet Resignations: Goodbye Sunak and Javid!

LONDON - England - Boris Johnson's government is on the brink after Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid resign.

4 years ago

Lurpak Butter Now Used to Buy Cars and Expensive Commodities

LONDON - England - Tubs of Lurpak butter are now so expensive that they are used to buy expensive things…

4 years ago

Nick Kyrgios Will Be Displayed at London Zoo Ape House

LONDON - England - Nick Kyrgios will be moved from Wimbledon to London Zoo on Thursday to be displayed at…

4 years ago

When Beauty Fades: Former Model Marie Helvin to Work in Tesco

LONDON - England - Marie Helvin, a former model and socialite is so poor in old age that she may…

4 years ago

Happy Fourth of July American Massacre

ILLINOIS - USA - Is polarised America headed for civil war? Another mass shooting at a fourth of July parade…

4 years ago

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