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Buttering Up the Trump Ain’t So Hard

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Keir Starmer is learning that a good buttering up session does wonders when dealing with…

1 year ago

The Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein Seen Hovering Over Clinton Library

ARKANSAS - USA - Multiple witnesses at the presidential library of Bill Clinton claim to have seen the ghost of…

1 year ago

Miliband Issues Net Zero Guidelines For WW3 Combat

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has issued strict Net Zero guidelines for the military to adhere to carbon emissions…

1 year ago

Let Putin Celebrate His Pyrrhic Victory

MOSCOW - Russia - It is best to let Putin celebrate his pyrrhic victory, and maybe we may have peace…

1 year ago

EU Breathes Sigh of Relief as Moderate Socialists Secure German Election

BERLIN - Germany - The perpetuation of national decline will continue as the moderate socialists are put into power after…

1 year ago

That Old Obama Birth Certificate Issue Resurfaces Once Again

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - There are renewed calls in Capitol Hill to investigate the famous Obama birth certificate again.

1 year ago

Our Beloved Tech Pariah Police State UK Removes Crucial Encryption From Apple Devices – For Your Own Safety!

LONDON - England - Comrades, the Big State and Commissar Yvette Cooper have ordered the capitalist American Apple company to…

1 year ago

Trump: “USA Leaving NATO Would Be the Icing On the Cake”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - America leaving NATO would be the icing on the cake in Donald Trump's mind, and…

1 year ago

Zelensky Needs to Wear a Suit Says Tailoring Expert

LONDON - England - Trump doesn't take anyone seriously if they don't wear an immaculate suit, and this is where…

1 year ago

Trump Needs His Own 911 Pearl Harbor Event

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Unity in any population requires an external or internal threat, and this is what Trump…

1 year ago

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