World

Queen Coffin Queue: Britons Sure Love Their Queues

LONDON - England - There are now two massive queues to join the final massive queue to see the Queen's…

4 years ago

Obama Objects to Migrants in His Martha’s Vineyard Backyard

MARTHA'S VINEYARD - USA - Not in my backyard, Obama and fellow champagne socialist residents deplore the shipping in of…

4 years ago

Joy as Biden Approval Rating Finally Rises

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Coming up to the Midterms in November there was joy amongst Democrats as Joe Biden's…

4 years ago

Anti-monarchists and Republicans Should Be Allowed to Protest Freely

EDINBURGH - Scotland - Despite the Queen's recent death, anti-monarchists should be allowed to protest without the fear of arrest.

4 years ago

King Charles III Orders All Leaky Fountain Pens to Be Decapitated

NORTHERN IRELAND - King Charles had a blot of ink rage the other day. It gave him the opportunity to…

4 years ago

Facebook to Unjustly Delete Daily Squib Account

LONDON - England - Facebook has contacted us today to say they will unjustly delete our profile page for no…

4 years ago

King Charlie Has to Clean Out Bloated Royal Family Say Experts

WINDSOR - England - Newly appointed King Charles III will soon start cleaning out a bloated Royal family, streamlining it…

4 years ago

Nasty Woke Publications Celebrate Death of the Queen

NEW YORK - USA - Columnists for woke US publications were celebrated for wishing the Queen 'an excruciating death'.

4 years ago

Confused Conspiracy Theorists Don’t Understand Why Queen Did Not Shapeshift Into Lizard When She Died

TEXAS - USA - Conspiracy theorists are today questioning their own theories after the Queen did not shape-shift into a…

4 years ago

Queen Elizabeth II’s Duty to Great Britain Unmatched

BALMORAL - Scotland - Our staff's thoughts are firmly with the Queen and the royal family as she died peacefully…

4 years ago

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