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Britain to be Officially Named a Dumping Zone For Undesirable Illegal Migrants From EU

LONDON - England - Britain is to be officially named the dumping ground for fake asylum seekers from the EU.

10 months ago

The European Union Should Have Been the British Union

LONDON - England - The European Union should have been completely controlled and conquered by the British Union.

10 months ago

Third World Economic Migrants Thank Starmer For EU Youth Mobility Scheme

CALAIS - France - All across the EU, there were cheers and whoops from economic migrants as Britain surrendered to…

10 months ago

Trump Dares to Say the ‘N-word’

WASHINGTON.D.C. - USA - Donald Trump said the 'n-word' during an interview.

10 months ago

An Ode to Brexit, the Dream Departed

LONDON - England - Seeing as Keir Starmer and Labour are reversing a Brexit that never happened, how's about an…

10 months ago

Beckingham Palace Latest: Trouble as Son Does a Harry

LOS ANGELES - USA - Looks like there's trouble in Beckingham Palace as chav royalty gets a family mix up.

10 months ago

Keir Starmer: “I am doing assisted dying right now”

GRIMSBY - England - Prime Minister Keir Starmer has revealed he is doing some assisted dying on himself and the…

10 months ago

Justin Bieber to Recreate the Ministry of Silly Walks on Stage

LOS ANGELES - USA - Pop star Justin Bieber wants to recreate the Ministry of Silly Walks sketch on stage.

10 months ago

You May be Wondering …

LONDON - England - Ever wondered about certain events taking place at the same time?

10 months ago

Comrades, We Welcome More Fake Asylum Seekers to Soviet Britain

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer outlines his thoughts on the hundreds of thousands of fake asylum seekers coming across…

11 months ago

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