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Vicar Criticised for Refurbishing 15th Century Village Church

GRINDLEFARTLESDEAN - England - Villagers say Reverend Peter Monkswaithe has ‘disfigured the village church’ with a recent refurbishment

8 months ago

Meghan Markle Considering Joining OnlyFans

LOS ANGELES - USA - Meghan Markle is expanding her internet influencer market by a possible OnlyFans account that could…

8 months ago

White Boy Stung by African Wasp in Lesotho

MASERU - Lesotho - An angry female African wasp has stung a white boy multiple times, it has been reported.

8 months ago

Poverty Britain Rachel Reeves Condemns Millions to Misery

SCUNTHORPE - England - This is poverty Britain, a place blighted by the Labour Chancellor Rachel Reeves condemning millions to…

8 months ago

Comrades, Today is a Big Day For My Second Soviet Budget

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves will today announce in her second soviet budget more wonderful punishments of tax,…

9 months ago

Progressive Democrats Say “Violence is Okay” Against Trump at Denver Rally

DENVER - USA - According to many Democrats at a recent rally "violence is okay" when used against President Trump…

9 months ago

The Empty Cinemas of Woke Snow White

HOLLYWOOD - USA - All across the globe on opening night for the new woke Snow White film, there were…

9 months ago

Great News! Keir Starmer Labour to Add £6.43 Trillion Debt by 2029

GRIMSBY - England - Keir Starmer's Labour government will add £6.43 Trillion debt to the UK by 2029.

9 months ago

Film News: Why Tarzan Will Always be Portrayed as White

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Film industry staff have revealed why it is impossible for Tarzan to be portrayed by anyone…

9 months ago

Rachel Reeves “Growth” Policies Mean Reduction in Living Standards by 2030

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Reeves has announced her "growth" policies are working with a projected reduction in living standards…

9 months ago

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