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Former Cannibal Confesses to Being Secret Vegan

HAMBURG - Germany - High society was in shock today after a former cannibal confessed to having vegan sympathies.

4 years ago

Assault Weapons Ban: Mr. and Mrs. America They’re Coming For Your Guns

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democrats have successfully passed a bill to ban assault weapons in the country.

4 years ago

Tory Leadership Contest: Rishi Sunak Unveils His Campaign Anthem Song

SOLIHULL - England - Tory leadership hopeful Rishi Sunak was out on manoeuvres today to solidify his inevitable defeat by…

4 years ago

Celebriscientitis, a Virally Triggered Personality Disorder Sweeps Through the Science Community

LONDON - England - A rather vulgar personality disorder called 'Celebriscientitis' is sweeping through the scientific community.

4 years ago

The Singularity: World’s First Electric Nanomotor Made From DNA Material

MUNICH - Germany - A research team has created the world's first electric nanomotor from DNA material.

4 years ago

What Happened to Europe?

PARIS - EU - Has the EU killed off Europe, or is it still in the process of killing off…

4 years ago

Bad Breath May Have Caused Tory Debate Presenter to Faint

LONDON - England - The latest Tory leadership debate between Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss has been cancelled after the…

4 years ago

You Don’t Like the Prices? Stop Fucking Spending Money

LONDON - England - The only way to stop the insane merry-go-round of eternal mass exploitation is to stop consuming.

4 years ago

Digital Inspiration From Cannes

CANNES - France - Our pick of some of the most striking digital winners from the Cannes Lions Festival of…

4 years ago

Jarvis Cocker’s Back “I Need the Money”

SHEFFIELD - England - Quite rightly, Jarvis Cocker and Pulp will be back in 2023 to collect for old time's…

4 years ago

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