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Meghan Markle Given Another Award For Doing Absolutely Nothing

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Meghan Markle has been given another ridiculous award by Americans for doing absolutely nothing.

3 years ago

Joe Satriani London Palladium May 17 2023

LONDON - England - Guitar magician Joe Satriani played at the London Palladium to a packed out audience.

3 years ago

Unleash Your Laughter with ‘The Daily Squib Anthology’: A Satirical Masterpiece

LONDON - England - Want something on hand whilst paying a visit to the pooper? Grab a copy of the…

3 years ago

8 Clerihews Defaming Rishi Sunak

AUTOCRAT-LAND - An ode to unelected accountant number cruncher and Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.

3 years ago

Comrade Starmer to Rig Future General Elections by Giving Millions of EU Nationals the Vote

SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour leader plans to rig the general election so that the Tories will never be elected…

3 years ago

Streaming Company: “Racist Egyptians Are a Disgrace to Their Own Black History”

LOS ANGELES - USA - The entire nation of Egypt and its people have been labelled as racist by an…

3 years ago

Football’s Brainiac: The Genius Midfielder Who Plays with His Mind as Much as His Feet

GRIMSDALE - England - The new kid on the block is wowing the footballing world with his amazing genius mind…

3 years ago

The Greasiest Man in Town: How One Man’s Oily Hair Became a Multi-Purpose Tool

LONDON - England - Unelected PM Rishi Sunak extols the virtues of having extremely greasy, oily hair.

3 years ago

Vegetables Declare War on Junk Food: “We’re Taking Over Your Plates!”

COVENTRY - England - Vegetables across the length and breadth of Britain have declared war on junk food.

3 years ago

8 Clerihews Defaming Joe Biden

THE GLUE FACTORY - An ode to Joe Biden, the leader of the Democrat Party.

3 years ago

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